Hey. You guys like NXT, right? Good. Read this.
This week saw the return of Shane McMahon and he brought Raw Underground with him. Just like Kurt Russell in Tombstone, Hell’s comin’ with him.
Here’s an excerpt of what’s waiting for you on NXT this week: “Balor and Thatcher pound each other while Lumis watches.” You’re welcome.
Where else but Raw can you get pay-per-view rematches that are only slightly changed, ninjas getting decimated, and not one but two Nia Jax/Shayna Baszler brawl segments?
Let’s see if SmackDown can build on the improvement they showed in last week’s episode. It’s not like they’re going to have an Irish guy fight in a pub. *check notes* Oh God.
We are officially on the road to NXT TakeOver 30. I still can’t believe that NXT has been around for 30 years. Wait, it hasn’t?
It’s a brand new episode of RAW featuring Shelton Benjamin winning a title, Christian being mad at Randy Orton, and Ron Simmons saying something other than DAMN! Did they think we wouldn’t notice a replay from 15 years ago?
It’s the final SmackDown before the longest named pay-per-view in WWE history. Let’s rip this Band-Aid off together, shall we?
Who’s ready for a wrestling show that actually has wrestling? And storylines that end with a smooth transition into the next one? Then NXT is the place to be!
It’s the go-home Raw before The Horror Show at Extreme Rules, the lesser-known cousin of The Americana at Brand (shout out @americanamemes).